Funny Messages

1) Life before marriage is 'AIRTEL' -
" u can express u r self".
2) After marriage is 'RELIANCE' -
" Always get in Touch".
3) After Honeymoon is 'HUTCH' -
" Wherever u go u r wife network follows".
4) After one year Life is 'IDEA' -
" ur wife can change ur life".
5) After 10 years Life is ' BSNL' -
" Subscriber is not reachable".